shyguyblue

Food.

My dog of 14 years passed away in April, and i haven't really mourned him like i should. I keep having a recurring dream where he's alive, and I'm mad at everyone who said he was dead. I wasn't there in the end, life circumstances made me send him to my "parents" house, where he passed peacefully of natural causes.

I also have nightmares that feature my sperm-donor more often than I'd like.

Edit: I believe dreams are a window into the subconscious, but they aren't exactly reliable or "meaningful", other than a "huh, that was weird...".

Had my door taken off for playing my music too loud... Translation: We can't yell across the house for you to "come here".

Yes! I had the candy bar version, the Slvr.

It scratched that cyberpunk itch.

Just blocking you and moving on.

You lost me at Josh Gad

I can finally get rid of my Mega Bloks Enterprise D.

I could sometimes use real Legos with it, but quality control doesn't/ didn't seem to be a priority for Mega Bloks...

The LinkedIn lunatics that decided to add AI to an already spammy platform.

I think it's supposed to be a sign that he's well traveled. The vet one works better, since she specifically calls it out as a "line".

What is this title? Is the pollution underground? Is the pollution hiding? Is it being held in a basement while a dude makes a suit out of human skin?

I'm not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

A page of text, two "your computer is compromised" fake security alerts, and not a single image of the pencil-tree....