[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

So, Iron Maiden!?

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it's a coward move.

But some of us didn't get parents, so conflict resolution was always "I'm the parent and i didn't remember asking you a fucking question!?" (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we "win" by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone...

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 192 points 1 month ago

Like most Republican projects, they had the concepts of an impeachment....

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 120 points 6 months ago

Are these "customers" the same group that retail managers always use as an excuse to not give people chairs?

"Our customers don't like it when register workers sit down"

"Fucking name one..."

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 130 points 6 months ago

FUCKING DO IT YOU PUSSY!

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[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 177 points 8 months ago

$20 says this piece of shit starts bitching about "respecting her privacy", while telling others how they should live.

[-] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 114 points 8 months ago

Democrats keep trying to increase minimum wage, read a fucking News source.

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