Wrath of $2.50 a rescue attempt.

SPOCK SPOCK! Hang on I’m gonna get you out of there.

Captain, it’s too late, you have spent your last quarter.

No, I can hit an ATM.

Captain, you know you have already drained your bank account.

But, but. I can take out a loan.

The needs of your rent outweigh the needs of a $0.25 plush toy.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

I wish we lived in the Universe where Notch sold Minecraft to Valve I feel they are more ideologically aligned.

Of course, the US has had tons of taxation without representation, I have no idea what else you could be referring too.

If only he knew he could have worn long pants as long as he took off his shirt first. That could have saved his life.

With a Wiener that big your gonna need a trojan to put on that horse.

Yes.

I would read the shit out of this but 5 people I have never and will never meet who nobody knows will die painlessly and I’m just not sure of the moral implications.

Not exactly, he agreed to the terms of service of a Disney Plus account and the alien R**e Corporation was located on there property And the terms of service included wording including all services associated with Disney Parks.

It won’t hold up in court but luckily the terms force all disputes to be handled by forced arbitration so legally they did nothing wrong.