< nitpick >I could be operating with incomplete information, but I don't think that was technically Jesus, I'm pretty sure that was in Exodus, which was much earlier.< / nitpick >

True. A distressing amount of the time, you can make far more money from a problem existing than from solving it.

I'm a musician for a living so it feels appropriate for me.

ask him if she can complete a captcha

that's the joke

Steve McCarthy? Tim Apple?

my dumb ass keeps reading it as "Circle Of Steel" and wondering what any of this has to do with Fallout

how about a bicycle? that has two gear shifters, not just one

Hmmm... if we're reserving it, it could be like a table? Hey, "mesa" is Spanish for "table," and you know how there's that Black Mesa area in the southwest that that one video game got named after or whatever? We could put them there, except rename it White Mesa after the only color they like.

Go, your daughter. I wish someone had told me that was an option when I was her age.

lol get rekt meatball