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I don't have one but it seems worth a try.

It could be something else. But apparently the tests are less accurate with the newer strains. You might’ve been covided.

I reckon if any route is safe it's Aus-NZ. There're benefits from being at the arse-end of the earth. Nobody really cares about us, and they forget the Kiwis even exist.

I'm not a scented candle person but if there's one out there that smells like a good shiraz I would burn the shit out of that.

Happy birthday 🎂 🥳! May you have all the motivation, and a lovely celebration once all this is over 💖

Love you Jetson 🥰

Probably a nice protected childhood. The Evil Banksia Men were properly scary! At least at the panto thing I was taken to at a very young age.

I'm looking after a friend's place in the Yarra Valley for a few days, it's looking even colder and wetter. I will be parked by the fireplace Tuesday and Wednesday.

Usually I just sit on the couch. I use the dining table if I have guests or if I'm eating soup.

Eat double cheese with extra cheese on top

Hope you've got long tongs

I bonfired early, on Thursday and Friday. Tonight might be indoors with the central heating on. And a small howl or two.