[-] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago

It would’ve been funnier if a trans woman whose chosen name was Susan said that before going for the sex change. Or, I guess, more specifically, went to get her name legally changed to Susan. Elsewise it just sounds like OP was a big Johnny Cash fan.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 4 weeks ago

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hahaha man I love cum

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[-] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 2 months ago

Oh, no, I just frequently use words where I philanthropy their meaning.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 2 months ago

A large object or creature travelled through the centre of the web. The spider is nervous or relieved, either from the intensity or near-miss of the collision.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 20 points 3 months ago

For example, let’s say that conjoined twins that had two heads but one body. The left-side person was mostly dominant of the left side, and the right-side person was dominant of the right side. If the right-side person had texted a threat to someone, the left-side person could potentially be completely unaware and non-complicit in the matter. Now we can also imagine an infinite number of other scenarios that make it infinitely more complex, like for example, if one of the twins attempts but fails to kill the other, or more heinous crimes, like who was in control of the bowels when passing gas.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 4 months ago

IT’S NOT TOO LATE

HERE’S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN THE 2016 ELECTION:

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 5 months ago

No, this is where we get the lesser-known “Bison Bob” - semi-famous from wild west stories such as “The Good, The Bad, and the Okay-looking,” and “Fistful of Sand Dollars”

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 23 points 6 months ago

For our bosses yachts! For pizza Fridays! For unpaid overtime and less sick days! FOR THE ECONOMY!

charges into warehouse with debilitating knee pain I can’t afford to check out

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 22 points 8 months ago

Ok but when do you start feeding google false data

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 21 points 9 months ago

“We didn’t get all the way there on January 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it and replace it with this, right here,” he said, gesturing to the crowd and holding up his fist.

Wait, I thought Jan 6 was antifa plants paid by Soros?

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 19 points 9 months ago
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