"Not quite the vibe" very good.

Progress 🙄

How about teleportation? Then you can deduct travel costs.

Except the ban was brought in recently. You can know that it's not a faith school but not expect a prayer ban to come in. The Equality Objectives of the school state "To promote cultural understanding and awareness of different religious beliefs between different ethnic groups within our school community."

https://schoolsweek.co.uk/michaela-says-prayer-ban-restored-calm-and-order-after-threats/

Personally I would not even consider sending a child to the Michaela School as I've seen the head on the news so I'm aware of her ethos and iirc Suella Braverman is involved somehow.

I'm certainly feeling disenheartened after all this. Idk why I thought lemmy could do better.

Same end result.

Wow. I don't have time for a detailed reply right now and there are parts I agree with. However...(!) Butter is completely unnecessary and undesirable for cheese on toast. If your toast needs extra grease then you've not applied enough cheese.

(Might go for Jesus next time, or battenburg is it cake style).

Perhaps we need to liberate the contents of the denby factory.

Does look a bit sus doesn't it? Not plastic tho. ime the plastic scratches even worse (IKEA KALAS for e.g) Cheapo asda ones with a view to easy replacement. Obvs now discontinued.

I tend to go for either pickle or worcestershire. Today was a pickle day.

no. Legally schools can't refuse kids for not being toilet trained.

They start at 4. My kid certainly wasn't successfully wiping her own arse then.

There's MLE (multicultural London English) in the UK. Must be similar all over.