The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

She's banned because she flipped him on his back and huffed his belly

My dog:
Me: You'd tell me if a ghost was putting its balls on top of my head, wouldn't you?

Improvised pipe phone

Because that state of affairs is so whelming as to not be worth mentioning.

HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!!!

Ah, that explains why they're so insufferable.

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My sister's cats just corner the poor things and terrorize them lol

And so can you

Also fat guy fall, finally.