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TranscriptA microsoft store review. It is one star. It says: "Croatia will be a nuclear power before this app works. This app is worse than using Half-ply toilet paper." It was posted on the fourteenth of december, 2019. It has 211 thumbs ups out of 269. The user has not set a profile picture. Its username is scribbled out.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/31364033

"There is new activity"

FU TEAMS!

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Who, Me?: Some people will do anything to avoid an all-nighter


(this fits here right?)

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TranscriptThe person disappering meme. It has the caption: "Users when you call them 30 seconds after they sent in a critical ticket with no information (this will come up in the quaterly survey."

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So, I use KDE Connect to sync my clipboard contents from my PC to my phone. Since a few weeks ago, it updates those clipboard contents regularly, even when said PC is suspended.
And apparently, the last thing I copied is πŸ™ƒ, so now my phone weirdly smiles at me every so often. 🫠

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TranscriptA skeleton lifting weights with the caption "MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS INTO unfortunately, well will not be moving forwards with your applications."

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That laptop is no longer a laptop, it is a bomb.

TranscriptA photo of an extremely swollen HP laptop. The panels are kept on with clips. The caption says: "User calls about disc being stuck in another computer, mentions off hand about this laptop. They'd been using it like this for weeks...

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Transcript[A tower of blocks is shown. The upper half consists of many tiny blocks balanced on top of one another to form smaller towers, labeled:] All modern digital infrastructure [The blocks rest on larger blocks lower down in the image, finally on a single large block. This is balanced on top of a set of blocks on the left, and on the right, a single tiny block placed on its side. This one is labeled:] A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003

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TranscriptA piece of paper on an old printer (a laserjet 4050 to be specific. It says: "Hello, My name is LaserJet 4050 and I was made in 1999. I’ve been doing my job printing your documents for many many years, however I think the motor that powers my paper feeder is bad. This makes me sad because I’m not able to do my job very reliably. As such, I am formally presenting this document as a letter of resignation. IT is working on finding a replacement for me, but for the time being, I apologize if I tell you I have a paper jam. Please allow me to refer you to my coworker, LaserJet 3390. 3390 resides outside of Ray’s office and can be reached at: Please accept my sincerest apologies for failing. Thank you for replacing my toner and restocking my paper tray. It’s been a wonderful 14 years of working together. Much love, LaserJet 4050

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They fixed it a bit ago.

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