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and now a foreign football team has had to ban their own supporters from travelling here because our government is so sycophantic they were committed to causing a race riot in the country's second city which would probably have forced their own collapse

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That man might be having a real hard time, but at least it's only one man who knows how to cry and fish.

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tonight

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by haerrii@feddit.org to c/okmatewanker@feddit.uk
 
 

INGERLAND CHAYAS 'N STACYS YA DID IT; WHAT THOSE BLOODY WANKERS COULN'T ACHIEVE LAST YARR; OH OH OHH

Little context as this shitpost is plenty weird, sorry lol

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came up with its brainwave. You can tell from the tone of the email that it really thought this was compassion in action. The bereavement team, it proposed, would call your father with you present and, if he consented to be declared dead, it would complete the transfer process used for deceased customers.

It would, it continued blithely, have to report your father as deceased to all the credit reference agencies, but it would later correct this on his credit file, although it would be unable to circumvent a marker on his record. “I really hope this will work for you,” the letter ended brightly.

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"Maybe after all I can live with all these Muslim haters" sobbed Muslim chairman while re-joining the racist party.

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