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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 
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It is believed he entered an anomaly with a shuttle in mid-2385. Upon returning, he said, "I guess I basically missed the late 80's."

Seriously, though, it surprises me how naturally Starfleet this guy sounds, especially after knowing him from another role. It just feels like he could be edited in to be some Ensign at Conn on a TNG-era bridge and no one would notice.

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by data1701d@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

A severe temporal anomaly during a transporter accident lead to this abomination, Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh.

The transport officer on duty almost phasered them on site. During the manhunt, Gul Dukat got the closest he ever did to getting a statue on Bajor.

Luckily, temporal investigations got everything sorted out.

Kai Winkomaskix, child of Mogh was a spiritual successor to Needole. https://startrek.website/post/12514221

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Edit: I added a GIF version as the thumbnail. Here's the apng version below.

EDIT: Replaced GIF with WEBP. Looping is slighttly different, but otherwise the same.

If it’s not moving, wait 30-ish seconds and see if it loads.

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Risa’s Dental ”You’re on a pleasure planet, so why shouldn’t your teeth be a pleasure as well?”

Although I imagine dentists don’t exist in the 24th century like they do know; I imagine instead of braces or fillings, a general doctor just replicates chompers like they did for Ransom that one time, albeit hopefully the right size.

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On a windy beach. In the summer. With a dog and a child.

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Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

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Trekkies were a mistake.

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…is this the equivalent of masturbation? Because I have questions about the meeting scene in "Facets" where Quark need’s help convincing.

EDIT: I am so sorry. I am pretty high when I posted that. It should sound coherent now.

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Not my OC

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14501542

fused

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Based off Doctor Who 8x01 Deep Breath

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Just had this one shared with me directly on signal and could not find it in here, nor could I find a source. Too good not to share though. If someone knows the meme creator I'll update this with proper credit.

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A sequel to https://startrek.website/post/12349474

I do declare, it's the best of both sides of the Mississippi! Needole's as dependable as a well-bred mule with the looks of country-fried chicken, while lacking the more unsavory qualities of our otherwise trusty Talaxian companion.

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Riker came down on a whole other deck and wants answers.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by data1701d@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website
 
 

Edit: Fixed the color of the stripe on the dialogue box because it was tearing me up inside. Also, here's a link to the template as an Inkscape SVG in the slim chance anyone wants to reuse it (make sure to have Oswald font installed): https://drive.google.com/file/d/1fm8GFs34NNQucgdSFQYzbrkaiyiuD22H/view?usp=sharing

Edit: And now, the conclusion: https://startrek.website/post/12514221

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Not my OC

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