Every time my school calls me I feel so bad for the phone operator, because I can't help but laugh in their face. You want me to give you money while the entire 4 years I attended you would randomly raise tuition because your massive (unnecessary) new football stadium kept going over budget. Tell the chancellors to go fuck themselves.

Oh, and the entire 4 years no other new renovations were made while my like 70 year old decrepit dorm fell into disrepair.