Late Tuesday, Ball told CoinDesk the foundation would retain 50% of its staff. "Morale is much higher now," he said.

50% of their staff were optimists I guess?

While he said the team is making no commitments, they are leaning toward Base, the network developed by crypto exchange powerhouse Coinbase that is known for its low fees.

"I chose this suburban house because of the low taxes" "The roads are so bad, where are my taxes going to?"

people who want to get out have a very liquid way to get out, but they all need to squeeze through the same small hole.

First off, ew. Second, isn't this the same as all crypto?

Eugh, the author has an anime pfp at the bottom