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Never take health tips from world’s oldest people, say scientists
(www.theguardian.com)
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The real secret to longevity is to have spotty health records and a difficult to verify birth certificate. Bonus points if you're in a country that has undergone multiple radical regime changes.
(Political) scientists don't want you to know this one weird trick to eternal life!
Damn. I regret that I lived a life with regrets. Add that to the list of regrets.
What are you supposed to do if you are the toxic people?
Die, I guess.
Focus on yourself instead destroying others in jealousy
I'm not too concerned about toxic centenarians.
Yeah, fuck all that noise
I plan to outlive all of my enemies out of pure spite and toxicity so that one day I can piss on their graves/ashes.
Thinking like this could lead you to die earlier. Stress kills. If you can let anything go, you could try.
I plan to outlive my enemies so I can pour out a bottle of the finest scotch on their grave, after it has been filtered through my kidneys.
I'm probably going to die tomorrow 😐