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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!
Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form
Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.
Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.
Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least
Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort
Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.
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Oh, the thing is just as cool as I imagined - it's me who lost the spark & can't enjoy it anymore.
This is why it's a good idea to enjoy life a little bit now instead of sacrificing every joy to be able to do it all later. Climb that mountain now while your knees are still capable. Play that video game now while it's fascinating to you. Learn that language now while you're cognitive faculties can still serve you. Brew that beer you always wanted to, write that short story you've been putting off, teach yourself to paint or bake or play golf now instead of putting it off another year. Strike while the iron is hot or you'll wish you'd done more with your short time here. You won't be on your death bed wishing you'd worked more or watched more TV. You'll wish you'd traveled more or finished that project left undone or spent more time with loved ones, actively living life.