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Anon talks to their cats
(sh.itjust.works)
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I don't get it. How did the cat know how to open the door?
How would a cat even know what a knitting needle was? Yarn is not for knitting in their world.
Maybe it was a knittycat? This post raises a lot of questions.
It's the thing they need to remove from the ball of yarn to use it as intended, otherwise it just doesn't roll right.
Evolution, duh