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submitted 3 months ago by Monster96@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

For example, I once saw a man throw his hat down in anger. He didn't stomp on it which was kind of a let down.

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Once i had a bike accident. The car was parked and the driver opened the door milliseconds before i drove by.

The bike smashed into his door and i went flying onto the other lane, where luckily no cars were driving at the time.

The movie like thing was that i landed rolling a few times and ended up on my feet without any injury or whatsoever. The bike was trashed, as was the car's door. The driver was also pretty shocked about what happened. I was just wondering why nothing happened to me.

Ok, i was young ( 26 ) and I'm sure my body wouldn't be so lucky nowadays.

[-] demesisx@infosec.pub 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You might be a ninja!

I had a similar experience (at a similar age but only one flip) and instead of a door, I stopped short to avoid an unexpected car and did an involuntary front flip over the handlebars of a mountain bike with the handlebars still in my hands. After I landed on my feet, the bike swung over my head (through the force of its inertia, I’m guessing) and landed on the back tire in front of me in a full wheelie position while I stood behind it. The driver just looked at me with her mouth wide open in shock. We had a laugh and continued about our days unharmed but shoook. I can’t even believe I did that. I certainly wouldn’t be able to do that if I tried.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I'm sure that, without training, trying to do something like that on purpose, is bound to have you fail spectacularly.

In my case, i would probably jump too soon, before the door opens.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 16 points 3 months ago

Drives me crazy how so many people don't check for traffic, pedestrians, whatever before opening their door. Glad you weren't hurt!

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Nowadays with mobile phones it's even worse. I see people walking around with their undivided attention on what they are doing on the phone. Other people usually walk around them.

[-] daddy32@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Other people usually walk around them.

I don't, I am the mean asshole they have to walk around. I see them imposing costs on me and I don't accept.

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