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5 Reasons Why Bill Skarsgard's The Crow Remake Bombed At The Box Office
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Here's actually why: They took the story about Eric and Shelly, two sweet and innocent beacons of light in their community of poverty and crime, whose lives were snuffed out for standing up for their community against a criminal slumlord, with Eric's undying love for his bride-to-be transforming him into a vessel for righteous retribution and they fucking turned it into a story about a couple lustful hedonists on a two week bender after escaping rehab. Shelly and Eric are murdered by the most forgettable villain who for some reason can ASMR you into killing yourself not to unlike the first half of this boring snooze fest of a plot finally punctuated by a cool action sequence when Eric goes to the Opera, kills every security guard on duty. I'm pretty sure one of those guys was one day away from retirement and another wasn't even supposed to be there that day. To bad Eric is gonna murder hobo your ass because some patron inside killed his new fuck-buddy. And to top it all off SPOILER ALERT the whole fucking thing never happened because surprise surprise the EMT only had one NARCAN injection left and he used it on Shelly. I guess it was all a drug-fueled near death experience. 1/10 don't even pirate it.
still the 2nd best crow movie ever.
No love for Wicked Prayer? 🤣
Holy shit, is that the actual ending?! Jfc, it might be a worse tragedy than Brandon's passing.
There's some narrative wiggle room if you want to be generous with the interpretation of the ending, but essentially yeah that's the ending. Total dumpster fire.
So the whole movie plot is just a fever dream? I'm pretty sure plot twists like that just completely invalidate the whole story you went through, because they didn't fucking happen, which begs the question why you'd even want to watch / read / play it in the first place?
I thank you for saving me the trouble of looking up the wikipedia article for the plot synopsis.
Thanks, that does sound pretty weak
It sounds insulting and stupid.