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[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 133 points 2 months ago

I'm such a man that I've had sex that my penis resembles an angel hair pasta noodle made of veiny leather. I'm such a sex laden stud that I can fuck any crevice now. I've reached peaked masculinity by being able to top any nook or cranny. Behold and be shamed.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 73 points 2 months ago

The couch beckons, Vance

[-] MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 44 points 2 months ago

I'll be impressed when you that down to a subatomic size so you can fuck a solid block of steel because your penis fits in the space between the atoms.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 months ago

Tunnnnghsten baby

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Mine can split atoms. Very explosive climax.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wanna see my downstairs mixup?

[-] BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 months ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

[-] hate2bme@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I started with a little peen and was still able to pleasure women.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 months ago

I use mine to scrape crumbs out of my keyboard.

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