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[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 38 points 2 months ago

Personally, I'd find it very concerning if I went to piss and farts started coming out instead.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 33 points 2 months ago

If you hold farts in till you go to the restroom, its a natural time they'll come out as you relax while peeing.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 12 points 2 months ago

But farts aren't supposed to come out of your pee hole.

...Right?

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

Urethrarts are dangerous, consult a doctor

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

What am I supposed to say, "Doctor, I pee carbonated."

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

No, I don't think I will

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 months ago

Not with that attitude.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

What does pee holes have to do with it. It's just about relaxing the muscles in the area that were holding the farts and pee so the farts come out too.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

I said that I'd be very concerned if I pissed and farts started coming out instead. Like, I went to pee but farts came out of my urethra.

[-] PineRune@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Wouldn't the fart bubbles make the pee go everywhere? Like air bubbles in a garden hose when you first turn it on.

[-] JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

No the farts actually assist with urine release from the urethra. It's healthy.

[-] Alcatorda@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain't normal

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