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Java Was The Future (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 33 points 2 months ago

Holy shit! Can that be any more drawn out and boring?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 79 points 2 months ago

It's java. Extremely drawn out method names is it's calling card.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 months ago

One might even say it's an ExtremelyDrawnOutMethodNamesFactoryImpl

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 months ago

... BeanAbstractBeanFactory

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

And slow startup times.

[-] xep@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago
[-] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Lol. Two things can both be bad.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I'm unfamiliar with Mac programming but that looks normal. Do those function calls become absurdly long when used?

Here's one I found on Google from the jdk:

InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonPainter

Yes that's not a typo, internalframe is repeated.

[-] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 months ago

I mean, it’s dumb but I know what it is. It’s the painter for the internal frame’s title pane maximize button, which is in the internal frames title, which is in the internal frame.

It’s essentially a dumb way of writing: InternalFrame.Title.MaximizeButton.Painter

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 17 points 2 months ago

I think it was amusing. A relic of a simpler time

[-] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 2 months ago

It was actually a pretty good Bond parody too!

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

If you are or ever become a mother, you'll be smegma

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

Almost certainly

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