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This here is a letter from little Timmy, aged 5
(files.catbox.moe)
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
My brother wrote to him as his desire for free stuff circumvented his creep radar. Everyone else was going "why?". My folks allowed it, my Dad's only comment on Saville was to wonder why someone so bad at communicating with children kept getting work on children's telly. Then again, he met Phillip Schofield and thought he was great with the kids, so....