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When you've never set foot outside of Merseyside
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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
"I'm not an Englishman" by Mason Owens.
You could also try "Murdaside" by Mazza L20 (the Bootle postcode) which goes in hard on the Scouse vs Liverpudlian beef.
You could probably set the poem "Scouse not English" to music.