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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole
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this post was submitted on 18 Sep 2024
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Wtf why would anyone (I know, I know, fake story, but hear me out) gift their USED in-ear headphones. I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten-foot pole, regardless if it was "cleaned".
An incidental exchange of earwax with your (romantic/sexual/life) partner is
how do I put this?
not particularly noteworthy for a lot of folks...
I'll eat ass, but using your headphones? That's where I draw the line.
Especially with ear licking being a thing
Incidentally how I learned asmr really works.