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[-] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 47 points 3 months ago

From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they're a cop.

Unless you're in South Africa, in which case you can legitimately walk in to a bar and hire a murderer for a very reasonable price.

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 29 points 3 months ago

From my extensive experience in this area (true crime podcasts lol), if your hitman is either quoting a reasonable price or offering a payment plan, they’re a cop.

And the ones asking for payment up front will enjoy the free money. What, were you going to get a receipt for that?

[-] pdxfed@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Seriously man, it's a good price, and I have a plan setup with Affirm for payments, you can spread it out over at least a year.

"You better hope I can't get no bullets on layaway..."

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

LMAO ok now you got me curious what consists of a reasonable price? If the guy I was first married to who beat the shit out of me and raped me how much would that be?

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Getting kinda specific here...

Edit: really sorry you went through that, but I hope you're not thinking about making a rash decision.

[-] Don_Dickle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Oh no been through therapy for it and left the state. Was just kind of curious if someone would kill a abuser/rapist at less of a rate than like an ex husband who is well off.

[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

It would all depend on the hired killer. Even the most horrible of people tend to have a 'code' they will follow.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

From what I've heard that also applies to some South American countries. But in any developed country it's basically unthinkable to do something like this without getting caught.

[-] Feddinat0r@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

So what is a realistic price in a western country? And what about those darknet hitmans?

[-] python@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago

Honestly, anything over 30k wouldn't really be worth it. Way easier to get a nice vacation and some therapy sessions for the same money instead of being that mad at someone.

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml -4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

in south africa they'll murder racists like you for free 😉

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 3 months ago

Geography and history is not racism.

[-] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Racist? You might legitimately be the stupidest, and most presumptuous, person I've yet encountered. Seriously, fuck off back to Reddit, you utter cunt.

[-] Aria@lemmygrad.ml 0 points 3 months ago

Gets called a racist, immediately starts using slurs.

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