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It's always OK to mess with military recruiters (midwest.social)

submitted 1 month ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/memes@midwest.social

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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 90 points 1 month ago

"Why did you join the Army?"

"Government didn't like it when I killed people back home so I let them fly me out here and now I get little prizes for it."

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Dr Fishman said that you're going to be all right.

[-] seahorse@midwest.social 3 points 1 month ago

I'm surprised you're all taking this news so well.

[-] yolo@r.nf 5 points 1 month ago

"Ah. nice! Thank you for your service."

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