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Anon goes to dinner with coworkers
(sh.itjust.works)
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Report the Israeli to HR for the potato joke before anyone reports you. Also mention everyone else and say that they were all laughing and pointing at you.
Go ahead and warm that resume up too lol
Resume? I'd have a lawyer on the phone. No money for a lawyer? Kill your boss and then yourself, fuck reality.
Everything ok at home man?
You lost me at the end...
I was sure it was gonna be a “garage” -> “car hole” reference. Imagine my disappointment