We live in a world where "Haitian-American population throws cats and dogs at former presidents rally" could be a real thing, and although absurd would still make sense.

Two months ago, you'd say "username is relevant" about my comment here. NOW you'd say "Ehhhhh, I can't tell if that would be a real headline, or an onion headline...."

And that's the world we live in. One in which the onion headlines could very easily be legitimate news. News that drives you to booze.