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How the seasons work in the UK
(c.l3n.co)
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
In accurate for those of us in the north west, where it's more like:
Jan - rain Feb - rain Mar - rain Apr - rain May - rain Jun - rain Jul - oh god it's so hot AND HUMID Aug - drought Sep - rain Oct - rain Nov - rain Dec - rain
Looks out window, it checks out.
Not too far off from me in Seattle!
Jan - rain and wind Feb - rain and wind Mar - rain Apr - rain May - rain and occasional sunny day Jun - rain mixed with sun Jul - why is it hot? This is Seattle, we're not supposed to get this hot! Aug - drought and why is it hot Sep - rain mixed with sun and fire season Oct - rain Nov - rain Dec - rain
When I was growing up, the joke was "Nine months of rain, followed by three months of really wet weather."