this post was submitted on 02 Oct 2024
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... Just get a fucking non stick pan and don't use wooden or iron utensils on it. Done, problem solved.
Lasts 3-5 years tops
May or may not slowly poison you as well as entire ecosystems as part of its creation.
Barely
You're beyond hope.