Holy shit it's real, that's fucking hilarious LMAO.

They could literally sell a quadrillion copies of Final Fantasy 43 and it would still not meet their expectations.

You from Innsmouth?

Nah. Move him there, alone, forever.

Squeeze that skunk, surely nothing bad will happen.

Go touch it.

Unpopular opinion, but Doom 64 is my least favorite Doom game. I really dislike the visuals and the lack of soundtrack, not to mention it's basically just a worse Doom 2 with fewer enemies, nowhere near as memorable level design and worse controls. (N64 controller 🤮)

Nah. The moment you even think of the game you've lost it, the only way to win is to die and hope there's no afterlife so you don't have to think about it.

Oh don't worry anon, eventually the US will join them, and if current events are any indication it won't take much longer.

Imagine not buying some of those crime shares.

Right? Sports games in general back in the aughts had the best soundtracks of any games, so much edgy rock, punk and metal. I don't think anything nowadays can compare unfortunately.

... Wait, Iceland doesn't have an army?

...

Time to invade Iceland guys, they've had it far too good for a while now!