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[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

FB - Fuck Buddy, Friend with Benefits, or whatever you wanna call it. Someone who engages in regular sexual activities with a small group of people, usually just one, in exchange for some good or service. In Anon's case, he's a power-bottom femboy who gets fucked in exchange for free rent.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[-] mrbaby@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 4 points 2 months ago
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