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I'll have you know that was my grandfather and he will be missed dearly.
he lost his grip after that last picture and in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.
I can be offended if it makes someone feel better.
Please do.
Well, I’ve never! The audacity of some people!
This is OUTRAGEOUS! I am shocked and appalled.
I came here just for the offense
God I don't miss that novelty act
Actual comedians are out there grinding on the daily, going to clubs and bombing, thinking about their act a million times a day, tryna work out timing and intonation and how best to fit the punchline in the sentence structure, how to reduce filler, all this weird shit that has never once crossed your mind because why would it, you're not a comedian. And that's a shit joke, because it's not ingrained in you (or OP) how to make a good joke. Nobody's getting offended here, it just wasn't funny - or idk, maybe you're projecting and you got offended when people weren't laughing at a poorly made meme, so you responded with your own poorly made meme?
Let's face it, this entire thread has not illicited even a smile, let alone laughs. Memes are great for scrolling, but let's not confuse them with jokes.
I chuckled.
you sound like Dane Cook after an hour of..well...being Dane Cook.
you can't gatekeep humor. I can't fucking stand pretentious self-centered pricks like yourself.
humor isn't here for YOU, it's not here for ME. humor is here for them, the people who need it most. the ones who hate the day, you, themselves. the ones consuming the humor, even the ones telling the humor. IMO you're a humorless prick, and that's the only reason why your probably so insufferable be around.
I'm going to give you the best advice you'll ever hear, so listen up.
-- some comedian
Humor? Your idea of a joke is adding text to a photo. You're not funny, your jokes stink, you have two left hands, nobody read your self-righteous rant.
here, no text.
stop, you're somebody to somebody.
Or some unbelievable shit happens and you just don't believe Anything, not saying it's likely but you're coming in with the idea of yes I am absolutely right on this and nobody can tell me otherwise
I personally do not believe that it happened, but I also do not believe that it didn't happen. I simply have a lack of belief
Aye. Whether or not it happened is completely irrelevant to the meme.
Where do you get that the train is completely empty? Look in the reflection, every seat is taken and people are standing
There's empty seats right behind the dude lol
Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.
Not upset. How about this… You don’t get to tell others what they are or are not, cool?
And try reading my original comment and this time, try and get the context. It might help a bit.
The tone here and your original comment says otherwise, but whatever. Maybe perturbed is a better word.
A better word would be one chosen by me as I’m the one that gets to make a ruling on the state of my agitation or lack of it.
I assure you I have zero fucks to give emotionally about what anyone here ever has to say.
Naw fam, you tilted. Frfr.
Whatever the fuck that means, I’m certain it’s wrong.
I'm ignorant of a great many things, bro. We all get mad. Just own it, bro.
Also, if you wanna be a pseudo intellectual at least spell "do" right.
Fair regarding to.
The reason you appear mad is because you keep replying, so vehemently adamant that you're not even the slightest bit upset, and yet you're spending so much energy to deny it. Thou dost protest too much.
Keep being mad bro
No rules, mate. That'd be silly.
But yes, generally people only so staunchly defend a position such as "I'm not mad" when they have some reason to portray themselves as not mad. Maybe ego, thinking they're above it, or they actually are mad and feel silly getting mad over some Internet BS.
If you're not mad, why not walk away? What do you gain by staying here? Day 1 of the Internet, don't feed the troll.
For what it's worth, my motivation here: this is HILARIOUS bro.
Also, it was paraphrasing. If it was supposed to be a direct word for word quote, I'd have used quotation marks.
The original image os from Rio de Janeiro's 2016 Olympics when the metro line to the west zone was inaugurated and only tourists can used it.