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Anon gets a pizza
(sh.itjust.works)
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The owner was probably out less than $5 on the pizza if you're not counting opportunity costs.
Also, it was a $10 pizza, so I'm not sure where you're getting $20 from.
Yeah, just pay $20 next time and tell them to keep the change (tip jar or whatever).