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[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

A standard large pepperoni pizza with regular cheese. The Company is very generous.

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

What? No Hawaiian pizza? I feel ripped off!

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hawaiian pizza is for those who work 12+ hours today.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I require the sweet pineapple… What tasks are on offer?

Edit: If you give me a slice that isn’t lactose free I’ll also provide many containers of natural gas. Completely renewable resource. Don’t ask how

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

same

we are magic

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

For your service to the company’s energy bill, you will be given one (1) slice of Hawaiian pizza extra cheese after working eleven hours, instead of twelve.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I have a funny feeling I’ll be spending that ‘free’ hour hooked up to the gas bottle…

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

During which you are welcome to take a nap or browse your phone. No other contribution required.

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

That tracks. I usually do just contribute a load of hot air

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

You may be on track to becoming the Company’s Most Valuable Asset

[-] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Woahh, I’m fartin’ air

Woah oh! Lizard on a pear

[-] Duenan@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Guess I might have to put in some extra hours today :(

[-] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Sounds delicious. 🙂

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