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[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

People and Culture would like to remind you how important you are to the organisation.

We value all of our team members, because without you, there would be no company.

As such, we are granting a company wide 10% raise effective immediately.

Also, we have added an extra week to everyone's annual leave balance.

We thank you so much for all your hard work, and hope these measures demonstrate our appreciation of your commitment to our organisation!

[-] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 1 month ago

And now you awaken to reality..,

[-] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Then I realise the cat threw up on my bed

[-] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago

We expect our team members to demonstrate their loyalty in return by working overtime for at least one hour daily, and for six days a week as needed.

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