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Some ideas are just too terrifying to implement
(lemmy.world)
like daddit for the fediverse but we all eat pizza with ranch and say "ope" a lot. all dads and non-dads are welcome. ranch on pizza is recommended but not required. ope is mandatory.
Every floorboard creeks.
Every toilet flap is stuck.
All faucets drip.
The thermostat is set to... SEVENTY TWO DEGREES