[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 41 points 2 months ago

My high school made everyone take the asvab. I must have scored well on it because the military was up my ass. I remember uniformed soldiers regularly ringing the bell and asking for me. I had zero interest in joining the armed services, but they kept coming. My mom started answering the door for me; yelling at them to get lost and leave us alone.

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I just discovered this guy last night and I'm in love.

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They felt like hard plastic play food. Not even the cat was interested.

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Weezer - Dreamin (www.youtube.com)

I"m not a huge Weezer fan. But the songs of theirs I like, i really like. And this is one of them.

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Hold your downvotes people. I can't delete this post, and it seems image uploads are still down for the instance.

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I smoked a bunch of boneless, skinless chicken thighs. They're quick, easy and versatile. I do a 1 hour wet brine and lightly rub with whatever I have on hand. I don't sauce, spray or even look at them until the temp probe says 170.

I've been shredding them and serving with white sauce, but they'd work just as well serving whole with sweet baby ray's.

The sauce (not pictured):

https://www.southernliving.com/recipes/white-bbq-sauce

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Yatta! (youtu.be)
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And guess what is on back order at every nearby pharmacy? I'll give you a hint: it's not the $300 per month name brand.

So I guess I switch to Adderall xr tomorrow?

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[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 27 points 8 months ago
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I want this (midwest.social)
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I want this (midwest.social)
[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 31 points 8 months ago

Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum

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i did my part? (midwest.social)

of course this month steam catches me for the survey on my $100 microcenter special that i lovingly call "the craptop." but i still hit submit.

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I finally found a use for an underpowered sbc I bought during the pandemic. I put Debian base, lightdm and sugar on it. It was a fun project for me. Hopefully it introduces a lifelong love of computers.

She already had a text to speech robot saying things like poopy, fart, butt stink and fire in the hole. The apple doesn't fall too far from the dingleberry.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 29 points 9 months ago

In 20+ years of linuxing, I've never thought about putting the f first until now.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 98 points 9 months ago

I'm happy to support these guys, and I feel like I pay a fair price for the services I get.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 80 points 9 months ago

My household debt shot way up in the last year. I had a couple unplanned home repairs and a whole lot of hospital bills for my 4 year old. YOLO!

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 49 points 9 months ago

I've never seen a side shot of tucker Carlson that I can recall. Now I know why.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 44 points 9 months ago

Well, maybe they meant hospital gown? Or they gave him scrubs so his balls would not have amy chance to see daylight? Or maybe it was a stunt to get attention.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 38 points 9 months ago

Oh man, you really owned those libs

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 32 points 10 months ago

You'd probably end up having to explain citizens united to her during your handjob.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 58 points 10 months ago

Holy crap. I thought he was driving the car. I didn't realize he was a passenger holding a gun to the driver's head.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 36 points 10 months ago

How can it be both the year of ARM and the year of the linux desktop?

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