Who hurt you?
Muffins spelled backwards is sniffum
In 20+ years of linuxing, I've never thought about putting the f first until now.
I'm happy to support these guys, and I feel like I pay a fair price for the services I get.
My household debt shot way up in the last year. I had a couple unplanned home repairs and a whole lot of hospital bills for my 4 year old. YOLO!
I've never seen a side shot of tucker Carlson that I can recall. Now I know why.
Well, maybe they meant hospital gown? Or they gave him scrubs so his balls would not have amy chance to see daylight? Or maybe it was a stunt to get attention.
Oh man, you really owned those libs
You'd probably end up having to explain citizens united to her during your handjob.
Holy crap. I thought he was driving the car. I didn't realize he was a passenger holding a gun to the driver's head.
How can it be both the year of ARM and the year of the linux desktop?
My high school made everyone take the asvab. I must have scored well on it because the military was up my ass. I remember uniformed soldiers regularly ringing the bell and asking for me. I had zero interest in joining the armed services, but they kept coming. My mom started answering the door for me; yelling at them to get lost and leave us alone.