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[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago

Genetics :( been growing it out for 4 months and my facial hair isn't even an inch long :( I'm 33, dammit

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

At best, i get Keanu's beard, but minus all the star power and fame that makes it work.

[-] Jakaan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'll trade you for my natural Joe Dirt beard.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry, beardless brother. One day our time will come! Here's hoping for cheap hair transplants in the near future!

[-] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago

Wanna swap? I get that in like 2 weeks and I'm so fucking sick of shaving.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 days ago

Honestly, yeah. My face would benefit from some obstructed viewing lmao

this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2024

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