Trump thinks voters want to hear about his envy of penis sizes. (lemmy.world)

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Donald Trump Warmly Discusses Arnold Palmer’s Penis Size

For context, Stormy Daniels says Trump has a small weird looking penis...

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/sep/18/stormy-daniels-tell-all-book-on-trump-salacious-detail-and-claims-of-cheating

She describes Trump’s penis as “smaller than average”. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had"

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

What are... yeti pubes?

[-] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Source material for brillo pads

this post was submitted on 23 Oct 2024

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