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[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 242 points 1 month ago

As a middle manager in a corporate hellscape, one of my few joys in life is setting logic traps for HR and making them choose between admitting company policy is bullshit or directly instructing me to violate labor laws.

[-] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 61 points 1 month ago

Doing the Lord’s work there, Sonny!

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

if it's the latter, just get it in writing.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago
[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

Theres something enormously satisfying about asking the question "And are you willing to give me that in writing?"

Then watching them squirm as something in their brain goes full Ackbar "ITS A TRAP!"

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

I would love an example, but can accept you can’t produce one without compromising yourself.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago

The current argument I'm involved in is about an online platform that people can use to give recognition to each other. HR is telling me to give my team negative performance reviews for not using it regularly.

They love to remind me that there's an app that everyone can install on their phone. The thing is, my team aren't allowed to use their phones at work. So, the goal is to get them to tell me in writing that using this online platform is mandatory and that my hourly staff has to do it off the clock or face repercussions which is illegal.

[-] all4one@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago

Oh I like this one a lot.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago

Oh that scratches the itch.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 14 points 1 month ago
[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't go that far. There are people on here that would call me a monster for just being middle management.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Yet you continue the struggle against the chaos of bureaucracy protecting your team. That's a hero st the very least.

[-] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

Lots of people talk crap about middle management but the Job is to protect the working class from the madness of system as best you can. That makes a good leader. I had the pleasure of working with really great managers.

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