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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 73 points 3 weeks ago

Sucking my best friend’s dick. I’m sorry, but if my friend is having a bad day, giving him a bro-job is not gay.

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago

Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

[-] Zozano@lemy.lol 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think they meant the giver.

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Only if they kiss afterwards.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

[-] MiDaBa@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's not gay as long as the kiss is only 1/4" of tongue or less.

[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Put away the D, wait 10 mins and you're good.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a happy experience all round.

[-] ConstantPain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Just pretend he's a woman.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 12 points 3 weeks ago

I need more friends like you.

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm generally skeptical of comments on the internet, so almost every time I have read comments like this one that you're reading right now, I've been like "yeah right". Kinda like how "lol" means "laughing out loud" but when you read it online you don't really expect whoever wrote "lol" to have laughed out loud? Anyway, I was drinking coffee, I read your comment, I snorted in laughter, and now my white shirt is full of coffee.

I guess I'm also kinda mad at myself for laughing so hard at such a silly joke. Regardless, have an updoot 👍

[-] MinFapper@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Did you even say no homo first?

[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

You kind of hum it as you’re sucking, bro says it actually makes the sensation feel better.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2024
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