I don't know how to read this as a bad faith question, but I'll respond with sincerity in hopes that we can have an honest discussion.

First, I'm not sure who "you people" and why my sentence is "off a factory line". When I reference the reproducibility issue it's the reproducibility issue in the field of psychology. Couching it in this crisis would temper the polemical tone.

So what exactly gave you whiplash?