Ok.....but, like lets say both sides are fighting each other, and the national guard is brought in. The national guard has to follow the orders of the govenor. Which means, that each individual state may have different orders on who to shoot.

And then what if the guards themselves don't agree with the orders, and now you've just brought in an armed military, who's fighting amongst themselves, as a smaller statewide riot, which in itself is a smaller part of a national riot.

Now you got national guardsmen shooting each other, and nothing was solved. Ok, so you bring in the army. Ok, but again, what if the army itself is split 50/50?

Now what?

I propose a much safer and much simplier plan. You round everybody up, and make everybody stick a metalic dildo up their ass. And these dildos will also be tazers. So now everybody in the country has a tazer up their ass. Even trump and Kamala. Even Biden. Everybody gets a tazer shock up their butthole at 7pm nightly. And if you've been bad, you get harder shocks at all times.

Ok. Now everybody has better things to worry about than what they said on fox news, or cnn.

See? I just fixed all the problems in America. I think that means I'm ready to rule earth now.

BOW DOWN PUNY PEASANTS!!! FOR I AM YOUR RULER, AND I COMMAND THAT EVERYBODY EAT CHOCOLATE AND JUMP ON POGO STICKS UNTIL WE SHIFT EARTH OFF IT'S ROTATIONA AXIS OF THE SUN!!!!!