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i was in a group call with 6 mathematicians, and it came time to order our names in the paper we were writing. in math papers, the names are always ordered alphabetically. we had to pull up a picture of the alphabet because none of us could remember which way the letters are ordered.
memorizing the order of the alphabet would take precious real estate that could instead hold a couple more digits of pi
Are you in Trazyn the Infinites museum by chance, specifically as an exhibit.
You guys are mathematicians not letterematicians.
Also, I'm doing engineering shit and I still need to count using my fingers when calculating something on a multiplication table
As a math guy, obviously the order of the letters is: x, y, z, a, b, c, then the rest of them in whatever order I currently feel like.
As a CS guy, obviously the order is sort( [ set of all letters ] ).
You forgot i, j, k
It's actually x, y, z, a, b, c, i, j, k, e, and then whatever, they don't matter.
You forgot p, q
They can be handy and come before e
I do trig for a living. I don't remember how to do long division at all.
What set of poor life choices led you to that??
(Kidding)
exactly!
and i am always in favor of counting with fingers. we were given them for a reason, might as well make the most of them. counting is hard enough as it is
No, counting with fingers is bad. Count with phalanges instead. It's more efficient
Just be sure to do it in binary. You gotta squeeze all of the value out of those phalanges.
That's impossible, because it would require tracking each digit at once. Counting in binary is kind of possible with fingers, but not with phalanges.
Kind of? It's quite possible and easy. I spent an afternoon counting syllables to create shitty poetry, and my fingers started counting on their own. Now I can count to 31 on 1 hand and it's surprisingly useful.
Drag is in pain when drag tries to fully extend the middle or ring finger with all others clasped.
Drag has issues giving the ๐?
Yeah, it kinda hurts
Damn dude, start doing some stretches unless it's some condition. Overtightened tendons can do that.
Counting cohomology has done to me a numbers x_x
yeah cohomology can be particularly rough. look on the bright side though, at least you now have the tools to answer this question:
Exactly. That's why I refuse to do algebra.