Thanks to everyone who contributed ideas and votes. I left the final decision to Blaze who said just go with the two top voted ones. Which made the decision process simpler.
These aren't set in stone, we can revisit this in time, we just needed to fancy the place up a bit now the community has taken off.
Thanks but it wouldn't have worked as a banner. It amused me though.
Not horizontal enough yeah, but disaster girl works well!:-)