My wife's Pomeranian.

All cuddles until you piss him off by going somewhere without him. Then your shoe is chewed up and in the middle of the backyard.

I caught him heading for the koi pond with one the other day. Little shit...

They'll answer the question with a yes as well, but they smirk as they had just cut up your broom while you weren't watching.

not a dog imo

I've got a dog that's 1/4 chihuahua and the rest heeler/shepherd. You can really tell when those chihuahua genes kick in.