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Russian teachers wear tinfoil hats to protect themselves from NATO satellites

Action activist Vladislav Bokhan sent a letter to schools in central Russia on behalf of United Russia demanding that they hold a patriotic event – to make tinfoil hats, the so-called “Helmet of the Fatherland,” to protect themselves from radiation from NATO satellites.

As a result, the task was completed by the MKOU Bobrovsky Educational Center "Leader", Krikshanskaya Secondary School No. 3, Kolodezyanskaya Secondary School, Novovoronezhskaya Secondary School No. 1, Arkhangelskaya Secondary School, as well as Baychurovskaya and Nikolskaya Secondary Schools.

"Continuation of measuring the level of fascism in Russian society based on Umberto Eco's essay "Eternal Fascism". This time, the criterion under study was "obsession with conspiracy". According to the legend, NATO plans to irradiate the Russian population with electromagnetic pulses using satellites! And teachers in the Voronezh Region must stand up for the defense of the homeland and conduct a master class "Helmet of the Fatherland" on making tinfoil hats," Bokhan wrote.

According to him, children were involved in making the “Helmet of the Fatherland” at the Baichurovskaya and Nikolskaya secondary schools, and the teacher of one of them demanded a diploma or certificate of participation.

Earlier, the protester demanded that on behalf of United Russia, Putin be congratulated with portraits of Stepan Bandera. The teachers used the posters sent by Vladislav and did everything the prankster asked. They also sent Bokhan reports and posted them in school groups on social networks.

Before this, the prankster sent a letter to a school in Klin asking them to hold an event called “Labor liberates” with posters reading “One people, one nation, one ruler!”

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[-] Glifted@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago

This could easily be a joke too

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

That could be said of pretty much everything nowadays.

Weird timeline.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 points 6 days ago

Please stop, it's not funny anymore.

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Oh, we haven't even started yet. Get your popcorn ready

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 6 days ago

I've been eating popcorn for seventeen years straight. When will it end...

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Tell that to the world, please.

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, and I've never heard of the source. I call hoax.

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