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[-] thisphuckinguy@lemmy.world 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Nah, I see it this way: if this idiot can be president twice, YOU can do anything!

[-] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 45 points 4 days ago

Step 1: inherit $400m

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

☑ Got lemons
☑ Made lemonade

[-] Melt@lemm.ee -1 points 4 days ago

*as long as the Israel overlord allows it

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