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[-] Encode1307@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Idk, it may be mad that no one ever told it about toilet paper.

"You mean I didn't have to be licking this shit off my ass this whole time?!"

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

You're talking about an animal that voluntarily dines out on any random poo it finds.

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