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HP: you are not going to get fired. You will quit.
My HP is genuinely a creepy laptop. In the BIOS is a an "HP remote setting" as well as 3 other remote modes all at the bios level asking to join my wifi, again, at the BIOS level.
I work from my home laptop. I have a small offline private network between my work laptop and home laptop that I send ansible jobs to (since the work laptop is a powerful machine), but that work laptop does not touch the internet.
Well, let's see...my work laptop experience (so far).
Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.
I seriously don't understand how that fucking company is still in business.
I did😂