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[-] ijhoo@lemmy.ml 93 points 3 days ago

HP: you are not going to get fired. You will quit.

[-] thejevans@lemmy.ml 27 points 3 days ago

glances over at HP laptop I requested a replacement for 6 months ago because it overheats if I have a video call on and a spreadsheet open

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

My HP is genuinely a creepy laptop. In the BIOS is a an "HP remote setting" as well as 3 other remote modes all at the bios level asking to join my wifi, again, at the BIOS level.

I work from my home laptop. I have a small offline private network between my work laptop and home laptop that I send ansible jobs to (since the work laptop is a powerful machine), but that work laptop does not touch the internet.

[-] allywilson@lemmy.ml 20 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well, let's see...my work laptop experience (so far).

Lenovo: Worked there for 14 years
HP: Worked there for 6 months
Apple: Worked there for 6 months
HP: Worked there for 2.5 years
Apple: Worked there for a year
Dell: Worked there for 2.5 years--

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

Alternatively, your laptop will spontaneously combust firing you from life.

I seriously don't understand how that fucking company is still in business.

[-] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

I did😂

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